Lorelai Quote #1440
Quote from Lorelai in The Fundamental Things Apply
Emily: What are you doing?
Lorelai: I was looking for my lip gloss.
Emily: You need the radio on to look for your lip gloss?
Lorelai: Well, I came out here and I couldn't find it and so I thought maybe if I tried to retrace my steps, it would turn up.
Emily: Very clever idea.
Lorelai: Yeah, I thought so. So I put my purse on the seat and I put the keys in the car, and naturally the radio came on 'cause that's what it does, and, "Shadow Dancing" was playing, which was one of my all time favorite songs in junior high.
Emily: And you forgot to look for your lip gloss.
Lorelai: Just for a second.
Emily: Which makes sense since it's in the ashtray right next to you.
Lorelai: Oh, hey. It is. Look at that.
Emily: Yes, it's a miracle. Come inside, Lorelai.
Lorelai: Well, can't I just wait 'til the song- I'm coming.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Fundamental Things Apply’ Quotes
Quote from Lane
Lane: My mom ordered all the okra in the Western Hemisphere. She got a great deal and I'm starving to death.
Rory: Swallow.
Lane: Between Seventh Day Adventist college and my mom's new fascination with ordering on the internet, my future looks very grim.
Rory: You want a Coke?
Lane: No, no time for liquids. I have to be home for dinner in four minutes. Another piece, please? Great. Okay, this is good. You all look good. Things are good?
Rory: Things are-
Lane: Okay, gotta go. Thanks for the grub. [runs out]
Lorelai: She is so throwing up on the way home.
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: Hey, Luke. What's going on?
Luke: Oh, well, Tom called. The banister on the stairs has to be replaced. It'll be $4,000. Tamsin Cordally called. He needs a deposit on the quartersawn oak. It'll be $4,000. Julio the landscaper called. I have no idea what he said, but it's going to be $4,000. Vicki from Vicki's Horse Supply called. She thinks Pepper and Gunsmoke would suit your needs, but Gunsmoke snores, so the stables can't be too close to the guests' bedrooms. Rory's looking for her black Converse, and, oh, one last thing... I'm not taking messages for you anymore!
Lorelai: Sorry.
Luke: What did you do, have business cards printed up?
Lorelai: People just know I'm here a lot.
Luke: I missed a call from my meat guy because I was on the phone discussing Gunsmoke's deviated septum.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: You've been stomping around, barking at people for days.
Luke: I have not.
Lorelai: Yes, Cujo, you have.
Luke: I always talk to people like that.
Lorelai: No, Benji, you don't.
Luke: I'll be fine tomorrow.
Lorelai: Really, Lassie? Why is that?