Lorelai Quote #216
Quote from Lorelai in Paris Is Burning
Rory: So, finally, she got fed up.
Luke: Of being laughed at by a hamster?
Lorelai: Well, yeah.
Rory: She stopped cleaning its cage. Instead, every day she'd stuff Kleenex in there.
Luke: You didn't.
Lorelai: It was the quilted kind.
Rory: So this keeps going on, and the cage is just a cage full of Kleenex that moves a little. And the smell, really good.
Luke: I can imagine.
Lorelai: No, no, you can't.
Rory: Then she takes the cage to the place where we bought him, waits for the sales guy to go behind the desk, dumps it on the counter, then bolts.
Luke: You abandoned your hamster?
Lorelai: Look, I know it was bad, but this was a vicious hamster. This was like a Damien hamster with little beady eyes, and a big forked tail and a cape with a hood and... Bye-bye, Buttercup. Bye, Luke.
Rory: You did the right thing.
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Quote from Lorelai
Emily: I just wanna know what you were thinking. What was the reasoning? How on earth did you justify it to yourself?
Lorelai: Max is a great guy. An amazing guy. He's smart. He's sweet. He cooks.
Emily: So you decided to kiss him in your daughter's school.
Lorelai: No, I decided to break up with him in my daughter's school and the kissing part just happened.
Emily: You always let your emotions get in the way. That's the problem with you, Lorelai. You don't think.
Lorelai: Mom, please.
Emily: He's just a man, Lorelai.
Lorelai: No, he's not.
Emily: Oh, so, what are you telling me? This was all worth it because he was the love of your life? That this was the man for you?
Lorelai: I don't know. He might have been. Excuse me.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Wow. These are beautiful. Huh. I never read Proust. I always wanted to. Every now and then I'm seized with an overwhelming urge to say something like: "As Marcel Proust would say..." But I have no idea what he would say. So I don't even go there. I could do, "As Michael Crichton would say..." but it's not exactly the same.
Quote from Rory
Rory: "L"
Lorelai: Laryngitis. "M"
Rory: Mumps. "N"
Lorelai: Narcolepsy. "O"
Rory: Are we going to have to go through this every time we decide who has to clean the refrigerator?
Lorelai: You wanna go back to thumb wrestling?
Rory: Osteoporosis. "P"
Lorelai: Puppies!
Rory: That's not a disease. Oh, boy!