Michel Quote #24

Quote from Michel in Forgiveness and Stuff

Michel: Yes, right there. Now flip the elf and the fairy.
Man: Which one's the fairy?
Michel: The one with the wand. What are you doing?
Man: Isn't this a wand?
Michel: No, that is a staff.
Man: This isn't a fairy?
Michel: That is Little Bo Peep.
Man: You don't wanna move her?
Michel: I would prefer that you didn't.
Man: So, we're still looking for a fairy.
Michel: The search continues.
Man: No chance you're gonna help me?
Michel: None whatsoever, no.

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 ‘Forgiveness and Stuff’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Luke: I've kept my father's entire store just the way he left it.
Emily: Really?
Luke: Well, I turned it into a diner. But I kept all his stuff on the walls, his pictures in the office. Even the "Hardware" sign.
Emily: I'm sure he would've appreciated having his life's work being honored like that.
Luke: He would have called me a damn fool.

Quote from Lane

Lane: You have to look at what a gift says to the other person, not to you. Remember two years ago, I got my mom that perfume?
Rory: Yeah.
Lane: Okay. To me that said, "Hey, Mom, you work hard. You deserve something fancy." To my mother, it said, "Mom, here's some smelly sex juice. The kind I use to lure boys with." And resulted in me being sent to Bible camp all summer.
Rory: Yeah, but-
Lane: Just imagine that you actually gave Dean something really romantic, and he gave you a football. Your hypothetical romantic present is saying that you really like him and his present is saying, "Hey, man, let's just be friends."
Rory: And you're saying that this book-
Lane: Is a Czechoslovakian football, yes.

Quote from Rory

Lane: You went shopping.
Rory: Yes, I did. I got a mooing cow-shaped timer for Sookie some Cardio Salsa tapes for Michel, a book for Dean.
Lane: You got Dean a book?
Rory: Yeah, Metamorphosis.
Lane: Metamorphosis?
Rory: It's Kafka.
Lane: Very romantic.
Rory: I think it is romantic.
Lane: I know I've always dreamed that some guy would get me a really confusing Czechoslovakian novel.