Luke Quote #25
Quote from Luke in Forgiveness and Stuff
Lorelai: My father's in the hospital.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: He collapsed or something. I don't know. I need to call a cab. Where's the phone? Can anybody give me I'm holding a phone.
Luke: Calm down.
Lorelai: I can't. I need a cab. What's the number? God. It's something cabs, or cabs something. Can somebody tell me the damn number of the cab guy?
Luke: I'll drive you.
Lorelai: But there's food, and people, and a burger with a face.
Luke: Okay, everybody out, we're closed. Let's go! Food's on me. Put on your coat and get your stuff. Taylor, have your hot chocolate, then lock up. Come on, my truck's out back.
Lorelai: Luke, I'm-
Luke: I know. Let's go.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Forgiveness and Stuff’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: I've kept my father's entire store just the way he left it.
Emily: Really?
Luke: Well, I turned it into a diner. But I kept all his stuff on the walls, his pictures in the office. Even the "Hardware" sign.
Emily: I'm sure he would've appreciated having his life's work being honored like that.
Luke: He would have called me a damn fool.
Quote from Lane
Lane: You have to look at what a gift says to the other person, not to you. Remember two years ago, I got my mom that perfume?
Rory: Yeah.
Lane: Okay. To me that said, "Hey, Mom, you work hard. You deserve something fancy." To my mother, it said, "Mom, here's some smelly sex juice. The kind I use to lure boys with." And resulted in me being sent to Bible camp all summer.
Rory: Yeah, but-
Lane: Just imagine that you actually gave Dean something really romantic, and he gave you a football. Your hypothetical romantic present is saying that you really like him and his present is saying, "Hey, man, let's just be friends."
Rory: And you're saying that this book-
Lane: Is a Czechoslovakian football, yes.
Quote from Rory
Lane: You went shopping.
Rory: Yes, I did. I got a mooing cow-shaped timer for Sookie some Cardio Salsa tapes for Michel, a book for Dean.
Lane: You got Dean a book?
Rory: Yeah, Metamorphosis.
Lane: Metamorphosis?
Rory: It's Kafka.
Lane: Very romantic.
Rory: I think it is romantic.
Lane: I know I've always dreamed that some guy would get me a really confusing Czechoslovakian novel.