Luke Quote #22
Quote from Luke in Forgiveness and Stuff
Lorelai: Tonight's my parents' big Christmas celebration. There's good food, these amazing apple tarts, big tree. It's the only holiday I actually enjoy going over there for, and this year I'm uninvited.
Luke: Why the hell would anybody celebrate Christmas two weeks early?
Lorelai: Did you hear the part about me being uninvited?
Luke: To your parents' fake Christmas party?
Lorelai: Yes.
Luke: I did.
Lorelai: Do you care?
Luke: Obviously you do.
Lorelai: Yes, I do. And I don't know why.
Luke: You liked going, Rory's there without you, you and Rory aren't getting along right now and you feel bad at being separated at a time you usually share together.
Lorelai: Wow.
Luke: Did I mention that you come here every damn day?
Lorelai: I'll have a burger.
Luke: Coming right up.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Forgiveness and Stuff’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: I've kept my father's entire store just the way he left it.
Emily: Really?
Luke: Well, I turned it into a diner. But I kept all his stuff on the walls, his pictures in the office. Even the "Hardware" sign.
Emily: I'm sure he would've appreciated having his life's work being honored like that.
Luke: He would have called me a damn fool.
Quote from Lane
Lane: You have to look at what a gift says to the other person, not to you. Remember two years ago, I got my mom that perfume?
Rory: Yeah.
Lane: Okay. To me that said, "Hey, Mom, you work hard. You deserve something fancy." To my mother, it said, "Mom, here's some smelly sex juice. The kind I use to lure boys with." And resulted in me being sent to Bible camp all summer.
Rory: Yeah, but-
Lane: Just imagine that you actually gave Dean something really romantic, and he gave you a football. Your hypothetical romantic present is saying that you really like him and his present is saying, "Hey, man, let's just be friends."
Rory: And you're saying that this book-
Lane: Is a Czechoslovakian football, yes.
Quote from Rory
Lane: You went shopping.
Rory: Yes, I did. I got a mooing cow-shaped timer for Sookie some Cardio Salsa tapes for Michel, a book for Dean.
Lane: You got Dean a book?
Rory: Yeah, Metamorphosis.
Lane: Metamorphosis?
Rory: It's Kafka.
Lane: Very romantic.
Rory: I think it is romantic.
Lane: I know I've always dreamed that some guy would get me a really confusing Czechoslovakian novel.