Lorelai Quote #108
Quote from Lorelai in Rory's Birthday Parties
Sookie: It's too bad you couldn't get your mom to relinquish Friday.
Lorelai: She has her Vulcan death grip on that.
Sookie: Not that surprising though.
Lorelai: Emily Gilmore. Oh, you could set your watch by her. You know what she did do last night?
Sookie: Wore jeans.
Lorelai: Served pudding.
Sookie: [gasps] I was close.
Lorelai: I mean, I'm sure it was some expensive form of pudding but nonetheless, it was pudding!
Sookie: That is amazing.
Lorelai: Right? That would mean that she made a mental note that we liked pudding. Which means that she listened to something other than the judgmental conga line in her head, and got over the fact that to her, pudding is hospital food, and only acceptable when you've just had a vital organ ripped out.
Sookie: Wow. That's some journey she had to take there.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Rory's Birthday Parties’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I think you're a great, cool kid, and the best friend a girl could have.
Rory: Back at you.
Lorelai: And it's so hard to believe that at exactly this time many moons ago, I was lying in exactly the same position...
Rory: Oh, boy, here we go.
Lorelai: Only I had a huge, fat stomach, and big, fat ankles. And I was swearing like a sailor-
Rory: On leave.
Lorelai: On leave, right. And there I was-
Rory: In labor.
Lorelai: And while some have called it the most meaningful experience of your life, to me it was something more akin to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite.
Rory: I wonder if the Waltons ever did this.
Lorelai: And I was screaming and swearing and being surrounded as I was by a hundred prominent doctors, I just assumed there was an actual use for the cup of ice chips they gave me.
Rory: There wasn't.
Lorelai: But pelting the nurses sure was fun.
Rory: I love you, Mom.
Lorelai: Ssh. We're getting to the part where he sees your head. So there I was, lying...
Quote from Rory
Lorelai: Wow, nice face you got on there.
Rory: Coffee.
Lorelai: Bad day?
Rory: I've now used the word "suck" so much that it's lost all meaning to me.
Quote from Richard
Richard: Ah. Lovely party. I enjoyed the reading material immensely.
Rory: So what's the verdict?
Richard: I... am an autumn.
Rory: Interesting.
Richard: Isn't it?