Lorelai Quote #114

Quote from Lorelai in Rory's Birthday Parties

Rory: What is that?
Lorelai: These are our party dresses.
Rory: So it's a Halloween party?
Lorelai: Listen, you. So I'm shopping today with your grandmother and it's a whole three hours of, "Who are you buying that for, Mom?" "Have you met Rory?" And then finally I talked and she listened. She wound up getting you something I think you're gonna like.
Rory: Really?
Lorelai: Yes, really. And of course she insisted on buying us these dresses. But I think I can do something to make them better.
Rory: Wow. I've never seen you so cheery after spending time with Grandma.
Lorelai: Well, it's been a long time since we got together and didn't end up fighting. It was refreshing. It wasn't exactly fun but I didn't get that shooting pain in my eye like I usually do.

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 ‘Rory's Birthday Parties’ Quotes

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: I think you're a great, cool kid, and the best friend a girl could have.
Rory: Back at you.
Lorelai: And it's so hard to believe that at exactly this time many moons ago, I was lying in exactly the same position...
Rory: Oh, boy, here we go.
Lorelai: Only I had a huge, fat stomach, and big, fat ankles. And I was swearing like a sailor-
Rory: On leave.
Lorelai: On leave, right. And there I was-
Rory: In labor.
Lorelai: And while some have called it the most meaningful experience of your life, to me it was something more akin to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite.
Rory: I wonder if the Waltons ever did this.
Lorelai: And I was screaming and swearing and being surrounded as I was by a hundred prominent doctors, I just assumed there was an actual use for the cup of ice chips they gave me.
Rory: There wasn't.
Lorelai: But pelting the nurses sure was fun.
Rory: I love you, Mom.
Lorelai: Ssh. We're getting to the part where he sees your head. So there I was, lying...

Quote from Rory

Lorelai: Wow, nice face you got on there.
Rory: Coffee.
Lorelai: Bad day?
Rory: I've now used the word "suck" so much that it's lost all meaning to me.

Quote from Richard

Richard: Ah. Lovely party. I enjoyed the reading material immensely.
Rory: So what's the verdict?
Richard: I... am an autumn.
Rory: Interesting.
Richard: Isn't it?