Sookie Quote #12

Quote from Sookie in The Deer Hunters

Rory: Jeez, who's naked?
Lorelai: Lucien Mills, food critic.
Rory: Yeah? How's his butt?
Lorelai: I don't know. He was supposed to review the restaurant. Oh, here it is.
Sookie: Is it good? Is he mean? Should I cry?
Lorelai: Here we go. "The words 'divine', 'delectable', and 'delirious' don't begin to describe the delicious experience of dining at the Independence Inn." Ah, I'm smelling rave.
Sookie: Really?
Lorelai: "Only Chef Sookie St. James could make a simple salad of hothouse tomatoes and assorted fresh herbs seem like a religious experience. Her lobster bisque is worth every sinful, cream-filled, rich sip."
Sookie: See, I don't use that much cream. I just use a very concentrated lobster stock. And it really makes it...
Lorelai: Sookie, he's not here.
Sookie: Okay, go on.
Lorelai: "The entrees are as heavenly as the starters. Though the much-lauded risotto was perfectly fine, it was the handkerchief pasta with brown sage in a butter sauce that sent me through the roof." Sookie, this is unbelievable! I'm gonna have this framed for the dining room!
Sookie: Yeah, that'd be swell. Can I see that again?

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 ‘The Deer Hunters’ Quotes

Quote from Rory

Rory: [on the phone] Oh, my God!
Lane: Are you all right?
Rory: I just got hit by a deer!
Lane: You hit a deer?
Rory: No! I got hit by a deer.
Lane: How do you get hit by a deer?
Rory: I was at a stop sign, and he hit me!

Quote from Sookie

Sookie: He said my risotto was fine.
Lorelai: Isn't it?
Sookie: No, it's not fine. Fine is a word you use when someone stops you on the street that you sort of know, but you don't want to talk to. They ask you how you are, and you say "Fine." And that's enough so they don't have to keep talking to you, "cause they don't want to. Then they can feel good because they've been considerate enough to ask and if, God forbid, something actually is wrong they'll actually sit down, take time and listen, even if they don't want to.
Lorelai: Sookie, I don't think he meant fine as a slam or as a monologue.
Sookie: He couldn't have meant it any other way.
Lorelai: Sookie, I hate to see you get so upset over one little review.
Sookie: This is pride, Lorelai. I mean, you know about this risotto. I mean, on my mother's deathbed-
Lorelai: You made the risotto and she lived three more years.
Sookie: She was supposed to be dead. The doctor said she wouldn't live through the night.
Lorelai: And she lived because of the risotto, the magic risotto.
Sookie: And this guy had the nerve to say it was fine.
Lorelai: I don't think he knew the story.

Quote from Lorelai

Rory: I'm sorry.
Lorelai: You should have told me.
Rory: I couldn't.
Lorelai: You couldn't tell me? You tell me everything.
Rory: It was too humiliating.
Lorelai: Honey, you once told me that you loved Saved By the Bell. What could be more humiliating than that?