Lorelai Quote #85
Quote from Lorelai in The Deer Hunters
Lorelai: Do you have any idea what we have gone through this week? We have been up all night every night, studying. We haven't slept. We haven't talked about anything else except this school and this test for seven days. We have stretched ourselves as thin as humanly possible without going completely postal. My God! We're just one person!
Hanlin Charleston: Why don't we narrow our field of conversation down to Rory?
Lorelai: Okay. Why don't we? You sit here in your snotty little school in desperate need of some extra heating vents and you nurture horrible kids who treat each other like mortal enemies. You set impossible standards that make normal people feel less than everybody else. And you take a great kid like Rory and tear her apart!
Max Medina: I don't think that's completely fair.
Lorelai: And you, you say she's smart and she'll do fine. And this rotting, stodgy rathole could use somebody like her. Then you completely shut her out of a test that she's crammed for that she completely deserves to take!
Max Medina: I didn't call this place a rathole.
Lorelai: Oh, no, that's true. I added that. Wouldn't want you to get in trouble with Il Duce here. I thought this place was gonna be so great. And now, I guess this goes on the "Boy, was I wrong" list right above gauchos but just below the Flashdance phase.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘The Deer Hunters’ Quotes
Quote from Rory
Rory: [on the phone] Oh, my God!
Lane: Are you all right?
Rory: I just got hit by a deer!
Lane: You hit a deer?
Rory: No! I got hit by a deer.
Lane: How do you get hit by a deer?
Rory: I was at a stop sign, and he hit me!
Quote from Sookie
Sookie: He said my risotto was fine.
Lorelai: Isn't it?
Sookie: No, it's not fine. Fine is a word you use when someone stops you on the street that you sort of know, but you don't want to talk to. They ask you how you are, and you say "Fine." And that's enough so they don't have to keep talking to you, "cause they don't want to. Then they can feel good because they've been considerate enough to ask and if, God forbid, something actually is wrong they'll actually sit down, take time and listen, even if they don't want to.
Lorelai: Sookie, I don't think he meant fine as a slam or as a monologue.
Sookie: He couldn't have meant it any other way.
Lorelai: Sookie, I hate to see you get so upset over one little review.
Sookie: This is pride, Lorelai. I mean, you know about this risotto. I mean, on my mother's deathbed-
Lorelai: You made the risotto and she lived three more years.
Sookie: She was supposed to be dead. The doctor said she wouldn't live through the night.
Lorelai: And she lived because of the risotto, the magic risotto.
Sookie: And this guy had the nerve to say it was fine.
Lorelai: I don't think he knew the story.
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: I'm sorry.
Lorelai: You should have told me.
Rory: I couldn't.
Lorelai: You couldn't tell me? You tell me everything.
Rory: It was too humiliating.
Lorelai: Honey, you once told me that you loved Saved By the Bell. What could be more humiliating than that?