Dean Quote #63

Quote from Dean in A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving

Dean: But now's your chance, there's no one else around.
Jess: Go home. Cool off.
Dean: Come on, make one of your Boy Scout references, or a good Farmer John joke. I got my Doose's Market apron with me, you want me to put it on, give you a little inspiration? I don't get it, what happened, you suddenly like me now?
Jess: Oh yeah, I was just about to invite you camping.
Dean: Good, okay, now we're getting somewhere.
Jess: I'm not gonna fight you, Dean.
Dean: Why?
Jess: 'Cause if I fight you, Rory's gonna think it's my fault, so just forget it, okay? Just forget it. Go home. Let it rest.
Dean: So Rory's got a nice little hold on you now, huh?
Jess: Geez.
Dean: Don't do that. How does it feel?
Jess: It feels like I'm with Rory and you're not.
Dean: You know, when all this happened with you and me and Rory, I figured I'd just stay out of everyone's way, that that would be easiest. But now, I'm looking at you and I'm thinking, I'm gonna run from him? The Glad Man. This is my town, I'm not hiding. And I don't have be remotely calm around you anymore, and I like that feeling. I like it a lot. Happy Thanksgiving, Jess.

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Quote from Sookie

Sookie: Bob has two seconds to get the hollandaise off the flame before I break his neck!
Lorelai: Sookie, listen, you hired Bob. You trained him in your image. He's great, and he's subbed for you before.
Sookie: But this is Thanksgiving, he has never done Thanksgiving.
Lorelai: He's ready, he'll sub for you seamlessly. Even Big Joe Newsanchor's have substitutes.
Sookie: And that's the thing. They still say, "And now the CBS Evening News with Dan Rather." You see? Dan is still associated with it even though he's off snorkeling or something, just like I'm gonna be associated with the dinner because Bob is substituting for Sookie.

Quote from Paris

Paris: My Thanksgiving is turning into a Wes Craven movie.
Rory: How so?
Paris: I called shelters to volunteer to serve food. It's Thanksgiving, you'd think they have needs. Nope. Every stupid soup kitchen in town turned me down because they have enough volunteers.
Rory: Bummer.
Paris: I'm on a couple waiting lists, but it doesn't look good.
Rory: I've never heard of too many volunteers.
Paris: Who are all these jackasses who volunteered anyway? They can't all be students like me. They're not all putting it on a college application. I get something out of it and these other people don't get a thing. Talk about selfish.

Quote from Kirk

Lorelai: Oh, hey, Kirk. Doing your holiday shopping?
Kirk: Well, shopping, yes, and it is a holiday, but my shopping isn't holiday related, so technically no.