Quote from Paris in A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving
Paris: My Thanksgiving is turning into a Wes Craven movie. Rory: How so? Paris: I called shelters to volunteer to serve food. It's Thanksgiving, you'd think they have needs. Nope. Every stupid soup kitchen in town turned me down because they have enough volunteers. Rory: Bummer. Paris: I'm on a couple waiting lists, but it doesn't look good. Rory: I've never heard of too many volunteers. Paris: Who are all these jackasses who volunteered anyway? They can't all be students like me. They're not all putting it on a college application. I get something out of it and these other people don't get a thing. Talk about selfish.