Paris Quote #109
Quote from Paris in I Can't Get Started
Paris: Did you get the "Little Debbie" comment?
Rory: Uh-huh.
Paris: All of it? The cream filling and snack cake?
Rory: Every delicious morsel.
Paris: Good, good. So how do you think it went?
Rory: I think it went fine.
Paris: Fine as in better than Reese and Schotzie?
Rory: Fine as in fine.
Paris: Well, how are you skewing the article?
Rory: Well, you'll have to wait and read about it in The Franklin like everyone else.
Paris: Fine. Write whatever you want.
Rory: I will.
Paris: Just make sure you mention that Schotzie pulling the Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct bit was an attempt to distract the student body from my mandatory recycling program.
Rory: Go away, Randolph.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘I Can't Get Started’ Quotes
Quote from Sookie
Sookie: Well, those are some alternative songs, but I really like this one.
Lorelai: Alternative songs? Good. Let's see. "Hey Jude"?
Sookie: Paul wrote it for Julian to cheer him up.
Lorelai: "Seasons In The Sun"?
Sookie: A sentimental favorite.
Lorelai: "Cat's In The Cradle"?
Sookie: Oh, it makes you reexamine your priorities.
Lorelai: "Don't Cry Out Loud?" Sookie, do you even like Jackson?
Quote from Michel
Lorelai: Michel, how is the RSVP list coming?
Michel: Well, I must say this has been especially challenging for me. When you are talking about a wedding with up to 40 people all living within a five-mile radius, how can one person be expected to keep track of all of that?
Lorelai: Just an answer will do.
Michel: You know, it got a little hairy there for a moment. I almost needed a second sheet of paper.
Lorelai: I'm not going to let you annoy me out of making you handle it.
Michel: Oh, we'll see.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: You know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.
Rory: Hmm.
Lorelai: I mean, think about it. You never hear the word "oy", and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Emily: Oh, dear God.
Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word.
Emily: Please drink up, Lorelai.
Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together in the same sentence you'd have a great new catchphrase. Like, "Oy with the poodles already". [Rory laughs] So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise we'll use our favorite new catchphrase: "Oy with the poodles already". I'm telling you, it's knocking "What you talking about, Willis?" out of first place.