Paris: Did you get the "Little Debbie" comment?
Rory: Uh-huh.
Paris: All of it? The cream filling and snack cake?
Rory: Every delicious morsel.
Paris: Good, good. So how do you think it went?
Rory: I think it went fine.
Paris: Fine as in better than Reese and Schotzie?
Rory: Fine as in fine.
Paris: Well, how are you skewing the article?
Rory: Well, you'll have to wait and read about it in The Franklin like everyone else.
Paris: Fine. Write whatever you want.
Rory: I will.
Paris: Just make sure you mention that Schotzie pulling the Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct bit was an attempt to distract the student body from my mandatory recycling program.
Rory: Go away, Randolph.