Lane Quote #88
Quote from Lane in Help Wanted
Lane: Right. Oh, my.
Sophie Bloom: That's a DW drum set with Zildjian cymbals.
Lane: It's beautiful.
Sophie Bloom: You play?
Lane: Oh, no. I wish.
Sophie Bloom: Sit.
Lane: What?
Sophie Bloom: Sit down. See how it feels.
Lane: I couldn't.
Sophie Bloom: Why, your legs don't bend?
Lane: No, they bend.
Sophie Bloom: Okay, if they bend, then bend them.
Lane: Well, okay. [sits down] This is a good stool.
Sophie Bloom: Yes, it is. Here. You can't sit down at a drum set without your sticks.
Lane: Right, 'cause that would be stupid.
Sophie Bloom: Remember, no touching. [Lane "air drums"] You look good.
Lane: Thanks.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Help Wanted’ Quotes
Quote from Emily
Emily: Your father is now the president and CEO of the Gilmore Group, an international insurance consulting firm.
Lorelai: Wow, that's great. So, um, what's the- Like how is- What's his job?
Emily: He's a consultant.
Lorelai: Meaning?
Emily: Your father is an international insurance consultant.
Lorelai: Yeah, yeah, but what exactly does that mean?
Emily: He consults on matters related to international insurance.
Lorelai: Wait. When Dad goes to his new office, he sits down, and he...
Emily: Consults with international clients on insurance matters.
Lorelai: I don't know why we're not opening for Rickles.
Quote from Kirk
Lorelai: Luke's is closed?
Rory: Luke's is never closed.
Lorelai: I know. Are you sure it's closed?
Kirk: Well, first I read the sign, then I tried the door in case it was some elaborate ruse.
Lorelai: Designed to keep only you out?
Kirk: There's precedent.
Quote from Lane
Rory: [on the phone] That's amazing.
Lane: I know.
Rory: But how are you going to do this?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: How are you going to buy a drum set?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: And even if you buy a drum set, where will you play it?
Lane: I don't know. I don't know any of this, but I will figure something out because I am Keith Moon! I am Neil Peart! I am Rick Allen, with and without the arm! Because I am rock 'n' roll, baby! I'll call you later.