Lorelai Quote #165
Quote from Lorelai in Love and War Show
Emily: [on the phone] Have you seen the news?
Lorelai: Ever?
Emily: A bad storm's heading your way. It's already hit us here.
Lorelai: I'll get the ark, you get the animals.
Emily: I just sent Lance to pick up Rory at school. The roads are terrible. Black ice everywhere. It's just a mess out there. I hate this kind of weather. So, anyhow, what time will you get here?
Lorelai: Gee, I don't know, Mom, let's see. Black ice, treacherous roads. I'll wear my red-white-and-blue leotard, grab my golden lasso, and fly the invisible plane on over.
Emily: You're not coming?
Lorelai: Well, if it's as bad as you say it is, I don't see how I'd come.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Love and War Show’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Would you like some coffee? How strong do you like your coffee? 'Cause I've built up such a tolerance to it, I make it too intense for most people.
Quote from Luke
Lorelai: There goes the fire chief, the police chief and the one paramedic with a valid license. I feel safe. Don't you?
Luke: Look at them. All relatively intelligent men but there they are, dressed up in costumes standing out in a snowstorm, and for what?
Lorelai: Because it's tradition.
Luke: Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler. Kids didn't have sex. Neighbors knew each other. It's a freaking fairy tale. Things sucked then, too. It just sucked without indoor plumbing.
Quote from Emily
Emily: What are you doing?
Rory: I'm gonna make it.
Emily: Oh, Rory, you're not serious.
Richard: That hardly looks like dinner.
Emily: I agree. Rory, that's food you eat at a carnival or in a Turkish prison.