Rory Quote #54
Quote from Rory in Rory's Birthday Parties
Rory: I'm just dreading this whole night. I mean, it's bad enough that I have to see these stupid kids from Chilton every day. But tonight, on my birthday? I've never even talked to most of them. I mean, I've only been going to this school for a couple of months. God, they're gonna think I am the biggest freak. That I need my grandma to get people to come to my party.
Lane: Well, what did Lorelai say when you told her?
Rory: I didn't.
Lane: Why not?
Rory: Because of the pudding.
Lane: Oh, the pudding. Right, I forgot about the pudding.
Rory: My grandmother served us pudding the other night. Then she went shopping with my mom, and they didn't fight. I don't know, I mean, they never get along. And now, suddenly, they're getting along. And I knew that if I told Mom about the invite, she'd wig out and call Grandma and that would be the end of the pudding.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Rory's Birthday Parties’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I think you're a great, cool kid, and the best friend a girl could have.
Rory: Back at you.
Lorelai: And it's so hard to believe that at exactly this time many moons ago, I was lying in exactly the same position...
Rory: Oh, boy, here we go.
Lorelai: Only I had a huge, fat stomach, and big, fat ankles. And I was swearing like a sailor-
Rory: On leave.
Lorelai: On leave, right. And there I was-
Rory: In labor.
Lorelai: And while some have called it the most meaningful experience of your life, to me it was something more akin to doing the splits on a crate of dynamite.
Rory: I wonder if the Waltons ever did this.
Lorelai: And I was screaming and swearing and being surrounded as I was by a hundred prominent doctors, I just assumed there was an actual use for the cup of ice chips they gave me.
Rory: There wasn't.
Lorelai: But pelting the nurses sure was fun.
Rory: I love you, Mom.
Lorelai: Ssh. We're getting to the part where he sees your head. So there I was, lying...
Quote from Rory
Lorelai: Wow, nice face you got on there.
Rory: Coffee.
Lorelai: Bad day?
Rory: I've now used the word "suck" so much that it's lost all meaning to me.
Quote from Richard
Richard: Ah. Lovely party. I enjoyed the reading material immensely.
Rory: So what's the verdict?
Richard: I... am an autumn.
Rory: Interesting.
Richard: Isn't it?