Christopher: You know what else might work? One of those electronic fish. What do they call it? The Big-Mouth Billy Bass. You know what they are, right? When somebody walks by, they flap their mouths and sing songs like "Don't Worry, Be Happy" and "Take Me to the River."
Lorelai: You're kidding.
Christopher: I'm totally kidding, except for the flat-screen. We need a flat-screen.
Lorelai: No, I'd rather have the Big-Mouth Billy Bass Fish.
Christopher: What's wrong with the flat-screen?
Lorelai: It's so "meet George Jetson, his boy, Elroy". Leroy?
Christopher: Elroy. And it's not.

Lorelai: Oh, my god, you dirty thief.
Christopher: Excuse me?
Lorelai: You stinking, lying, stinking, ratty, dirty thief! What? This is my Police "Synchronicity" t-shirt. I have been missing this for 22 years! I asked you if you had it! I looked you right in the face, and you denied it!
Christopher: I lied.
Lorelai: Oh, you lied! You lied! Do you know how long I looked for this?! Days and days! And then I accused my mother of throwing it out, and she said she didn't, and... Oh, my God, I hated her. Oh my God, I could have had the best relationship with my mother if you hadn't stolen my shirt. Well, keep laughing, buddy, because, I'll tell you, the laugh's on you now. You better get used to seeing this shirt, because I have to make up for 22 years.

Logan: Where do you get off acting all morally superior?
Rory: That is not what I intended to say at all.
Logan: You clearly think you are. Why? Because you read Ironweed? 'Cause you saw Norma Rae? Wake up, whether you like it or not, you're one of us. You went to prep school. You go to Yale. Your grandparents are building a whole damn astronomy building in your name.
Rory: That is different, okay? It's not like I live off a $5-million trust fund my parents set up for me.
Logan: Yeah, well, you're not exactly paying rent, either.
Rory: Screw you, Logan.