Kirk Quote #212
Quote from Kirk in I'm OK, You're OK
Lorelai: Kirk, get out of here. Take your jacket and your dippy Star Trek device and your creepy new career and scram.
Kirk: Fine. But I would've expected a little more cooperation from you, considering what I'm doing for your parents.
Lorelai: What are you doing for my parents?
Kirk: Oh, shoot. I should not have said that.
Lorelai: Said what?
Kirk: Nothing. I can neither confirm nor deny that your parents are looking for a place in Stars Hollow.
Lorelai: [gasps] My parents are looking for a place in Stars Hollow?
Kirk: I can't say. The realtor trainee-client privilege is sacrosanct. The manual's very clear on that.
Lorelai: How long have they been looking?
Kirk: I've already said too much. It isn't even my account. The entire firm is working on it.
Lorelai: How long, Kirk?
Kirk: All I know is they're looking, they're pricing. They've seen three gracious single-family Tudors this week, and they have a 2:00 p.m. showing tomorrow at 546 Oak Ridge Lane. But I cannot and will not violate their confidence.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘I'm OK, You're OK’ Quotes
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: Mom, come on. You were gonna be invited over. I just wanted to make sure everything was done and ready and that I could have you over when I could spend the maximum amount of time showing you around. [whispers to Luke as she opens the door] My parents are here. [Luke turns around and leaves] I was hoping to have a nice little catered affair, you know, with guys in black coats carrying trays. 'Cause I know how much you love guys in black coats carrying trays.
Emily: Who was at the door?
Lorelai: Oh, it was Ed McMahon. He's always showing up with these big cardboard checks. They are impossible to endorse, by the way.
Emily: I am never not sorry that I ask these questions.
Quote from Paris
Paris: I mean, who are we kidding? I am not cut out to deal with people. I was made to be in a lab or an operating room or a bunker somewhere with a well-behaved monkey by my side. I'm sorry, too, you know, for throwing you out.
Rory: Consider it even.
Quote from Paris
Paris: Well, well, if it isn't New Haven's favorite whore hound.
Logan: Is Rory here?
Paris: Yes.
Logan: Can I talk to her?
Paris: No. But you can talk to me. [opens door] What do you wanna talk about? Life? Love? Common symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases?
Logan: Rory?
Paris: Rashes, sores, insanity.