Lorelai Quote #2226
Quote from Lorelai in Bridesmaids Revisited
Lorelai: How could you fire Pepper Pot? He's so cute, and his mother has that skin condition they can't diagnose.
Luke: He never brings what I order. I have 16 pounds of corned beef and no turkey.
Lorelai: But he's so sweet, and his father has that foot-grafting operation coming up next month.
Luke: I can't keep a guy on because his parents are falling apart.
Lorelai: I know, but he tells those funny little limericks, and his sisters were just surgically separated two weeks ago.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Bridesmaids Revisited’ Quotes
Quote from Kirk
Lorelai: What are you doing, Kirk?
Kirk: Did you just eat a 3 Musketeers?
Lorelai: No.
Kirk: You're sure? You really smell like nougat.
Luke: Stop sniffing my fiancee.
Kirk: I can't help it. My senses are much more finely tuned these days.
Lorelai: What is the scary man talking about?
Luke: He's on a juice fast.
Lorelai: Why?
Kirk: Just wanted to clean out the pipes, refocus the arteries. I want to get the healthy glow of someone who consistently goes to the gym. Without having to go to the gym, of course.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: I used to play board games with Rory a lot. She'd get very upset when I'd cheat. So cute.
Quote from Paris
Paris: Men suck.
Rory: They do suck.
Paris: Can't count on them. They never have your back.
Rory: No, they don't.
Paris: They make you love them, and then they let you down, and you're walking around with a stomachache for the next six months.
Rory: Is that how long it lasts?
Paris: I don't know. I hope it's only six months.