Babette Quote #29

Quote from Babette in Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number

Lorelai: Wow! Looks great, guys.
Babette: [chuckles] Yeah, we made it bigger this year. And we added a great new light effect to help Morey's face look more distorted when he drops because, you know, when you really get hanged, your eyeballs sometimes explode and your tongue splits down the middle. It's disgusting. Wanna see?
Lorelai: Uh...
Babette: Morey, shake a leg.
Morey: Okay. All set.
Babette: Okay, bombs away! Now, remember, you got to twitch around a lot, make the kids think you're dying real slow and painful. Obviously there'll be some blood shooting out, some screams, but you get the picture.
Lorelai: I-I-I do.
Morey: Babette? Tight, babe.
Lorelai: Do you need help, Babette?
Babette: Oh, no, as soon as he passes out, his muscles relax and I can slide him right out. We'll be good.

Rate

 ‘Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Luke: This might be my least favorite door in the world to knock on.
Lorelai: What about death's door?
Luke: The reception on the other side might be warmer.

Quote from Sookie

Sookie: I can't believe Rory's turning 21. It seems like just yesterday she was crying because you told her Charlotte Bronte couldn't come to her sleepover... because she's dead.

Quote from Paris

Paris: That's right. Paris Geller is the new editor of the Yale Daily News. I was worried about the intimidation factor 'cause people tend to be afraid of me, but I campaigned hard and I really worked the "my parents left me broke" angle, got a little sympathy vote, and the next thing I know, I am the man.
Doyle: My woman is the man.
Paris: I mean, it's so incredible. Last year, I was sleeping with the editor.
Doyle: And this year, I am.
Paris: I can't wait. The changes I'm going to make.
Doyle: Hold on to your hats, people.
Paris: I'm going to crack that whip, raise that bar. The last person that ran the shop was too busy ironing his petticoat to put out a decent paper.
Doyle: That's about to change.
Paris: You know it is.