Hanlin Charleston: Ms. Gilmore. I think that maybe you and I should talk some more.
Rory: About what?
Hanlin Charleston: About the fact that though I do feel it is important that students socialize, possibly we may have been a little hasty to judge in your case.
Rory: Really? So does that mean that you might reconsider my suspension?
Hanlin Charleston: You're an excellent student. You deserve to go to Harvard. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of that. We'll talk tomorrow.
Rory: Thank you.

Lorelai: That's what you got busted for, ringing a bell? That's it?
Rory: Yes, uh-huh.
Lorelai: Bell ringing?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Were you at least smoking a Cuban cigar while you were doing it?
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: No. I mean, "Bad girl. How many times have I said not to ring bells?"
Rory: Let's go.
Lorelai: They can dent or scratch, and they make dogs crazy. Think you're the Hunchback of Notre Dame? 'Are you French? Circular?

Luke: Boy, I tell you, you've got nerve.
Lorelai: Okay. I know this is your private business.
Luke: It is my private business.
Lorelai: You don't see any validity to my side?
Luke: I'm a grown man. You can not tell me who to date.
Lorelai: I'm not telling you who to date. I'm telling you who not to date.

Lorelai: I just thought if something was going to affect our friendship that you might care about that. Because if the situation was reversed, then I would care. But, hey, that's me. So go ahead. Date her, marry her. Make her Mrs. Backwards Baseball Cap. Live happily ever after. See if I care.

Luke: And by the way, I wasn't asking her out. I was giving her directions for the quickest way back to Hartford. It was very romantic. I said, "You take a right at Deerfield and catch the I-5 and take it south." Oh, man, hot stuff.
Lorelai: That is so typical of you.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: That is not the quickest way back to Hartford. Everybody knows you take Maine to Cherry to Linwood and then grab the I-11. Everybody knows that, Luke. Everybody, apparently, but you.