Taylor Doose: Oh, the Dooses have been the backbone of Stars Hollow High hockey for years. I, myself, was the goalkeeper for our team in the last regional finals.
Lorelai: I did not know that.
Taylor Doose: Oh, yes. I was responsible for the game-winning goal.
Luke: So the puck just ricocheted off your head and into the net?
Taylor Doose: Still counted.
Luke: For God's sake, I was making a joke. You really got pucked in the head?
Taylor Doose: No, I was making a joke, too. Lorelai, just one more... [Lorelai and Rory run out of the diner] What a disgrace, making that poor sick girl run.
Luke: Wow, you can see the dent.