Luke Quote #166
Taylor Doose: Oh, the Dooses have been the backbone of Stars Hollow High hockey for years. I, myself, was the goalkeeper for our team in the last regional finals.
Lorelai: I did not know that.
Taylor Doose: Oh, yes. I was responsible for the game-winning goal.
Luke: So the puck just ricocheted off your head and into the net?
Taylor Doose: Still counted.
Luke: For God's sake, I was making a joke. You really got pucked in the head?
Taylor Doose: No, I was making a joke, too. Lorelai, just one more... [Lorelai and Rory run out of the diner] What a disgrace, making that poor sick girl run.
Luke: Wow, you can see the dent.
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Quote from Lane
Rory: If I had known sports were so much about eating, I would've come to a lot more of these.
Lane: I know. There's something deeply satisfying about watching other people exercise while eating junk food.
Quote from Kirk
Kirk: Ten minutes 'til the next period, ladies and gentlemen. That's what we call them in hockey – periods, not halves. Let's try to keep that straight. Also, the puck is never referred to as a ball, not according to the book. Again, my bad.
Luke Danes Quotes
Quote from Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers
Lorelai: I don't know what's wrong with me. This is a beautiful festival. People should be enjoying it.
Luke: It's a crazy festival based on a nutty myth about two lunatics who in all probability did not even exist. Even if they did, they probably dropped dead of diphtheria before age 24. The town of Stars Hollow probably got its name from the local dance hall prostitute. Two rich drunk guys who made up the story to make it look good on a poster.
Lorelai: You're full of hate and loathing, and I got to tell you I love it.
Luke: Oh, it's good to have someone to share this hate with.
Quote from Chicken or Beef?
Luke: Please, there is no fate.
Lorelai: What do you mean there is no fate? Of course there is fate.
Luke: There is no fate, there is no destiny, there is no luck. Astrology is ridiculous. Tarot cards tell you nothing. You cannot read a palm. Tea leaves make tea and nothing else. Jim Morrison is not hanging out with Elvis, and the Kennedys did not kill Marilyn.
Lorelai: I totally knew you were gonna say that.
Luke: I came over here. My fault.
Lorelai: I read your mind. It spoke to me. We're psychic.
Luke: Enjoy the fries.