Taylor Doose: They put the movie title over here and a brief description of the storyline over here. And believe me, there are some excellent movies on that list. Really. Top notch.
Lorelai: Arctic Flight. "Man with plane flies charter to Alaska hired by bear hunter who turns out to be Russian spy. Love story develops with pilot and schoolteacher. Eskimos do tribal dance." You made this up.
Taylor Doose: Don't I wish! Okay, I can't wait to see what you come up with. Bye, girls.
Lorelai: Bye.
Rory: Killer Shark. "Shark fishermen on ocean. Mexican cantina with tequila and mariachi music. Has good scene of catching and cleaning shark."
Lorelai: Where Are Your Children?? "Hip music and singing about kids getting in trouble, sneaking booze into clubs, stealing car, fight between girls. Romance starts, then guy goes in the Navy."
Rory: Huh. Sudden Danger. "Mom dies of gas asphyxiation. Son blamed. Good kiss scene."
Lorelai: Suspense. "Ice skater falls in love with hired help." Well, at least now I know how Snow Dogs got made.