Lorelai Quote #843
Quote from Lorelai in Teach Me Tonight
Taylor Doose: They put the movie title over here and a brief description of the storyline over here. And believe me, there are some excellent movies on that list. Really. Top notch.
Lorelai: Arctic Flight. "Man with plane flies charter to Alaska hired by bear hunter who turns out to be Russian spy. Love story develops with pilot and schoolteacher. Eskimos do tribal dance." You made this up.
Taylor Doose: Don't I wish! Okay, I can't wait to see what you come up with. Bye, girls.
Lorelai: Bye.
Rory: Killer Shark. "Shark fishermen on ocean. Mexican cantina with tequila and mariachi music. Has good scene of catching and cleaning shark."
Lorelai: Where Are Your Children?? "Hip music and singing about kids getting in trouble, sneaking booze into clubs, stealing car, fight between girls. Romance starts, then guy goes in the Navy."
Rory: Huh. Sudden Danger. "Mom dies of gas asphyxiation. Son blamed. Good kiss scene."
Lorelai: Suspense. "Ice skater falls in love with hired help." Well, at least now I know how Snow Dogs got made.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Teach Me Tonight’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Rory: I'm gonna be a journalist.
Jess: Paula Zahn?
Rory: Christiane Amanpour.
Jess: You're going to be an overseas correspondent?
Rory: Yes, I am.
Jess: You're gonna crawl around in trenches and stand on top of buildings and have bombs going off in the background and civil wars raging all around you?
Rory: What? You don't think I can do it?
Jess: No, I do. It just sounds a little too-
Rory: A little what?
Jess: Just sounds a little too rough for you.
Rory: Well, it's not a little too rough for me. I hope it's not a little too rough for me. I've been talking about this forever. I mean, I don't even know what I would do if-
Jess: Hey, I didn't mean to freak you out. I'm sorry. I'm sure you'll do it. You will. I promise. I'll help you practice, okay? Tomorrow, you'll stand in the middle of the street, and I'll drive at you screaming in a foreign language.
Rory: Well, you're gonna have to learn a foreign language first.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: The Wizard of Oz.
Rory: The Sting.
Lorelai: Rocky.
Rory: Crimes and Misdemeanors.
Lorelai: The Singing Detective.
Rory: That was a miniseries.
Lorelai: So?
Rory: So, it's like six hours long.
Lorelai: Good point. Oh, I got it. Arthur.
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Or Sophie's Choice.
Rory: Very similar.
Lorelai: Oh, man. I can't choose. There's too many great movies. The burden is overwhelming. I'm sinking under the pressure. My grasp on reality is slipping. I can't do it, I just can't... [phone rings] Ooh, how about Cabin Boy?
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: Are you going to tell me what you two are fighting about?
Lorelai: We're not fighting.
Rory: Okay. Are you going to tell me what it is you're not fighting about that keeps you from talking to each other ever again?
Lorelai: How about Desperately Seeking Susan?
Rory: What about My Mother is Two?
Lorelai: Never saw it. Angie Dickinson?
Rory: You're impossible.
Lorelai: Right. You're Impossible was the one with Angie Dickinson.