Lorelai: Hey, Kirk. Discover a new freaky fetish?
Kirk: What?
Rory: Nothing. You buy a cat?
Kirk: Yup. [flatly] I'm very excited.
Lorelai: You seem it. So what's all this?
Rory: I'm assuming there's nothing left in the store.
Kirk: Actually, there are a number of things left.
Rory: No, I meant you seem to be buying a lot of stuff.
Kirk: Oh, sorry. My excitement must be clouding my ability to judge comedic hyperbole.