Lorelai: [on the phone] And it's all for me?
Christopher: All for you.
Lorelai: Chris, wow. Ah. A $25 savings bond.
Christopher: That's a long-term investment. Don't touch it for 30 years, you're looking at $45.
Lorelai: Ooh, a youth hostel card.
Christopher: For the young girl who doesn't mind sharing a bathroom with strangers.
Lorelai: What Color Is Your Parachute? A practical manual for job hunters.
Christopher: Helping you answer the question, "What you wanna do and where you wanna do it."
Lorelai: Ooh, a DVD of The Graduate. Got to have that.
Lorelai: The Portable Nietzsche.
Christopher: Light, cheery reading.
Lorelai: An application to join the armed forces.
Christopher: Well, if your dreams don't pan out and Nietzsche's no help, it's a viable option.