Quote from Lorelai in Lorelai's Graduation Day
Lorelai: [on the phone] And it's all for me? Christopher: All for you. Lorelai: Chris, wow. Ah. A $25 savings bond. Christopher: That's a long-term investment. Don't touch it for 30 years, you're looking at $45. Lorelai: Ooh, a youth hostel card. Christopher: For the young girl who doesn't mind sharing a bathroom with strangers. Lorelai: What Color Is Your Parachute? A practical manual for job hunters. Christopher: Helping you answer the question, "What you wanna do and where you wanna do it." Lorelai: Ooh, a DVD of The Graduate. Got to have that. Lorelai: The Portable Nietzsche. Christopher: Light, cheery reading. Lorelai: An application to join the armed forces. Christopher: Well, if your dreams don't pan out and Nietzsche's no help, it's a viable option.