Lorelai: Two hours we spent picking out invitations. Two hours.
Christopher: Wow.
Lorelai: Not counting the one hour we spent picking out the calligraphy for a party.
Christopher: This is gonna be some shindig.
Lorelai: "Would you like the brown card with the cream-colored detail and the parchment insert, or would you like the cream-colored card with the silk lining and the clear paper insert?" How about I'd like some cyanide and a 30-story building to jump off of?