Joey Quote #1502

Quote from Joey in The One Where Monica Sings

Sonia: Okay, we'll get to the wax in a minute. First, I want to tweeze some of the strays, okay? Now, this may sting just a little bit.
Joey: Please. I have an extremely high threshold for- Holy Mother of God! Oh, my face! My face! Ow! I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm all right. It's just a bit of shock, that's all. But I'll be fine. You can go again. I'm okay.
Sonia: Okay.
Joey: Sorry. Damn it, woman!

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 ‘The One Where Monica Sings’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Rachel: I cannot believe you. You know, I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation about us. But I can't do that with someone who hides my messages and brings crazy women back to my apartment.
Ross: Hey, none of the sane ones wanted to come back with me!

Quote from Ross

Ross: Okay, you really don't know what I'm talking about?
Chandler: No.
Ross: Okay. Last night, after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny, because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony and she said, "No, no. It's too cold. Nobody will go out there." And I said: "Maybe if we put some lights out there they will."
Ross: Right, that's what I came over to talk about. I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony, even though there were no lights!

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Hi, you guys. Listen, I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
Phoebe: Well, yes, Rachel, but you got something so beautiful out of it.