Phoebe Quote #1496
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Rats
Mike: Oh, God!
Phoebe: What?
Mike: Okay. I don't want to freak you out or anything but I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. No, that's Bob.
Mike: Well, he's your pet rat?
Phoebe: Well, not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor who I put food out for. Kind of like Santa. Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.
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‘The One with Phoebe's Rats’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: We had a deep, meaningful relationship.
Gavin: Huh. What was Tag's last name?
Rachel: It was- Oh, my God. He didn't- He didn't- He didn't have a last name. It was just Tag, you know, like Cher or, you know, Moses.
Gavin: But it was a deep, meaningful relationship.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: But first, Monica, I would like to introduce you to my very talented colleague and more importantly my wonderful friend, Gavin Mitchell.
Gavin: Pleased to meet you.
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So are you coming to Rachel's party?
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no, no. Gavin can't. He already has plans, most likely with his mother.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Where you going, Joe?
Joey: For a walk.
Chandler: You mind if I join you?
Joey: Actually, I'd rather be alone. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.
Chandler: Your thoughts? Plural?
Joey: All right, fine. I only have one thought. It's about the hot nanny. I gotta see her.