Chandler Quote #1669

Quote from Chandler in The Where Rachel Rachel Goes Back to Work

Steve: I think we might have something for you at the agency.
Chandler: Really? That's great.
Steve: It's an unpaid internship.
Chandler: That's funny. When you said "unpaid," it sounded like you said "unpaid."
Steve: Come on, now. Monica has a good job. It's not like you have a family to support.
Chandler: Actually, we're trying. And I don't think Monica is gonna want to postpone it. We're supposed to have sex tonight. Actually, she's probably at home, naked right now. I tend to keep talking till somebody stops me. I can just picture her on the bed.
Steve: Stop!

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 ‘The Where Rachel Rachel Goes Back to Work’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Look, I'll just get my old job back.
Monica: No, I want you to have a job that you love, not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration.
Chandler: I quit, and you learn what I do?

Quote from Monica

Monica: There's always gonna be a reason not to do this but I think once the baby comes, we'll forget about all those reasons.
Chandler: I guess. I mean, it's always gonna be scary when we have a baby.
Monica: It's gonna be really scary. I mean, God, when we have a baby there's gonna be so much that we're not able to control. I mean, the apartment's gonna be a mess. I won't have time to clean it. What if the baby gets into the ribbon drawer and messes up all the ribbons? What if there's no room for a ribbon drawer because the baby's stuff takes up all the space? Where will all the ribbons go?
Chandler: Should we go make a baby right now before you change your mind?
Monica: Yes, please.
Chandler: Okay. And I promise I will not fake it this time.
Monica: Well, I wish I could say the same. I'm a little shook up.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Okay, it's baby time. Pants off, Bing. Didn't see you there, Geller.