Phoebe Quote #1470
Quote from Phoebe in The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Phoebe: So, Theodore, I can see where Mike gets his good looks from.
Theodore: Oh, well-
Phoebe: Yeah. And that physique, you must work out all the time.
Theodore: No, not all the time. I do the best I can.
Phoebe: Yeah, I bet. Look out!
Theodore: Oh. Ow!
Phoebe: Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Theodore: I recently had surgery.
Phoebe: I'm so sorry.
Theodore: No, I'll be fine. I just should check the stitches.
Phoebe: I really am sorry.
Theodore: How could you know? Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach?
‘The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello!
Mike: Mom, Dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents, Theodore and Bitsy.
Phoebe: [as Katharine Hepburn] Theodore, Bitsy. What a delight.
Bitsy: It's so nice to finally meet you.
Phoebe: And you. Your home is lovely.
Bitsy: Well, thank you. I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
Phoebe: Holy crap!
Quote from Mike
Mike: Did you just hit my dad?
Phoebe: Yes. I'm sorry. I've never met a boyfriend's parents before.
Mike: But, I mean, you have met humans before, right?
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: Mom, Dad. Thanks for dinner.
Phoebe: I had a great time. [as Katharine Hepburn] It was really top-drawer. And here's something rich. Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet. Ta-ta!