Rachel Quote #949
Quote from Rachel in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)
Monica: Honey, what's the matter?
Rachel: Nothing. I'm sorry. I just can't stop crying.
Ross: The doctor said it's completely normal with all the hormones, plus you're sleep-deprived.
Rachel: So? You guys are all sleep-deprived. I don't see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh, God.
Joey: What's the matter now?
Rachel: I was reliving it.
‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel there's an empty private room right next door to hers?
Monica: We could. Or we could have sex in it.
Chandler: Well, let me think about that. While I remove my pants.
Monica: Okay, mister. Fertilize me.
[nasal laughter]
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: If it's not, then there's two of them. And that would mean it's the end of the world.
Quote from Rachel
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone.
Rachel: Oh, I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross.
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Rachel: Well, then he gets a divorce. It's Ross.
Quote from Janice
Janice: Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember, Chandler. [laughs]