Rachel Quote #946
Quote from Rachel in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)
Rachel: Oh, that's five, Ross. Five women have had five babies and I have had no babies. Why doesn't she want to come out?
Ross: You know what I think it is? I think you made such a nice home for her over the last nine months, that she just doesn't want to leave.
Rachel: Oh. Look at you making up crap for me.
‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel there's an empty private room right next door to hers?
Monica: We could. Or we could have sex in it.
Chandler: Well, let me think about that. While I remove my pants.
Monica: Okay, mister. Fertilize me.
[nasal laughter]
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: If it's not, then there's two of them. And that would mean it's the end of the world.
Quote from Rachel
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone.
Rachel: Oh, I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross.
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Rachel: Well, then he gets a divorce. It's Ross.
Quote from Janice
Janice: Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember, Chandler. [laughs]