Ross Quote #1049

Quote from Ross in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)

Phoebe: Oh, you made it.
Rachel: Hi.
Ross: How the hell did you beat us here?
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Ross: No, we took a cab too. But I did test runs-
Joey: Hey, you made it.
Ross: Okay, is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?

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 ‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours. Three women have come and gone with their babies. You gotta give me some good news. How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!

Quote from Janice

Nurse: I don't think the next patient is very far along.
Rachel: Okay. Well, then bring her in.
Janice: Oh, my God! [claps]

Quote from Ross

Janice: I can't believe this.
Ross: And yet, somehow, it's true.
Janice: I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies. [laughs]
Ross: Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.