Monica Quote #843

Quote from Monica in The One with the Cooking Class

Teacher: If you're a professional chef, what are you doing taking Introduction to Cooking?
Joey: Yeah!
Monica: I'm sorry. It's just that- Well, I cook at this restaurant, Allessandro's and I just got a really bad review.
Teacher: Oh, Allessandro's? I love that place.
Monica: You do?
Teacher: Oh, yes. You're an excellent chef. As a person you're a little-
Monica: Oh, totally crazy. But you liked the food?

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Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: We'll just do our best, okay. So, let's say that I'm the interviewer and I'm meeting you for the first time.
Chandler: Okay.
Phoebe: Hi. Come on in. I'm Regina Phalange.
Chandler: Chandler Bing.
Phoebe: Oh, Bing. What an unusual name.
Chandler: Well, you should meet my Uncle Bada. I'll let myself out.

Quote from Monica

Monica: He teaches a course on food criticism at The New School, so before we go to the movies, I want to go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I can't wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow: "Restaurant reviewer admits: 'I was wrong about Monica.'"
Chandler: The front page? You really do live in your own little world, don't you?

Quote from Joey

Monica: God, is he right? Am I really- Am I awful?
Phoebe: Oh, no.
Joey: Hey, Monica, you listen to me, okay. And I'm not just saying this because I'm your friend. I'm saying this because it's the truth. Your food is abysmal!