Rachel Quote #876

Quote from Rachel in The One with the Secret Closet

Joey: So?
Doctor: She's fine. She was experiencing Braxton Hicks contractions. Mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.
Rachel: Hmm. Mild discomfort? I take it you've had one of these Braxton thingies?

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 ‘The One with the Secret Closet’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: I'm fine.
Joey: You sure?
Rachel: Yes. Yes. I got half a mind to contract that doctor's uterus, though. Mild discomfort. What's he talking about?

Quote from Joey

Joey: Or...
Chandler: And here we go.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was this door and nobody knew what was behind it. And when they finally got it open, millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. You know, it wouldn't kill you to respect your wife's privacy! Stupid closet full of bugs!

Quote from Joey

Joey: What are you doing?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she won't let me see what's in it.
Joey: Why not?
Chandler: I don't know. What could she possibly be hiding in here that I can't see?
Joey: I don't know. Ooh, I'll bet it's Richard.
Chandler: Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?
Joey: Well, off the top of my head maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the "cake," Richard being the "too."