Joey Quote #1305
Quote from Joey in The One with the Secret Closet
Joey: What are you doing?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she won't let me see what's in it.
Joey: Why not?
Chandler: I don't know. What could she possibly be hiding in here that I can't see?
Joey: I don't know. Ooh, I'll bet it's Richard.
Chandler: Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?
Joey: Well, off the top of my head maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the "cake," Richard being the "too."
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Ross: Is everything okay?
Rachel: Yes. Everything's fine.
Ross: Your page said, "Come to the hospital." What? What was it? What happened?
Joey: Something called Braxton Hicks contraction.
Ross: Oh, oh. Thank God. That's no big deal. Most women don't even feel them.
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
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Rachel: I'm fine.
Joey: You sure?
Rachel: Yes. Yes. I got half a mind to contract that doctor's uterus, though. Mild discomfort. What's he talking about?
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Joey: So?
Doctor: She's fine. She was experiencing Braxton Hicks contractions. Mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.
Rachel: Hmm. Mild discomfort? I take it you've had one of these Braxton thingies?