Rachel Quote #870

Quote from Rachel in The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath

Ross: Okay. How about for a guy, Thatcher?
Rachel: Ross, why do you hate our child?
Ross: Fine, you go.
Rachel: Okay. James.
Ross: Huh.
Rachel: But only if it's a girl.
Ross: Veto. Oh, I like Ruth. What about Ruth?
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry. Are we having an 89-year-old?

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 ‘The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: But it wouldn't hurt to have a backup, you know? Rach. Rach, what were you thinking?
Rachel: Okay. I was thinking if it's a girl how about Sandrene? It's French.
Ross: Huh. That's a really pretty name for an industrial solvent.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: What do you have?
Ross: It's for a boy. I know it's a little out there, but Darwin.
Rachel: Oh, my God, our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard.
Phoebe: Yeah, by Sandrene.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: I'm telling you, if you had some candles, and some bubbles, and some music, you would love it. It'd take all your stress away.
Chandler: Honey, it's 2:00 on Wednesday and I'm watching "Road Rules". How stressed do you think I am?