David Quote #4

Quote from David in The One with the Monkey

Phoebe: You can't stay here just for me.
David: Actually, I can. Because if I go, I have to break up with you. And I can't break up with you.
Phoebe: Yes, you can. Just say, "Phoebe, I love you, but my work is my life. That's what I have to do." And I say, "Your work? How can you say that?" Then you say, "It's tearing me apart but I have no choice.Can't you understand that? " And I say, "No! No! I can't understand that!"-
David: Ow.
Phoebe: Oh, sorry. And then you put your arms around me. Then you put your arms around me.
David: Oh, sorry.
Phoebe: And then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.
David: I'll never forget you.
Phoebe: Then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the year with me if you can't finish it. I'm gonna miss you, you scientist guy.

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