Ross Quote #928

Quote from Ross in The One After 'I Do'

Ross: I just didn't see the fast song coming.
Joey: Ssh. Don't try to talk. We'll get you up to your room. We'll soak your feet. You'll be okay.
Ross: Thank you.
Mona: That is so sweet! No, I mean it. There's so few genuinely nice guys out there.
Joey: Tell me about it. I feel like I'm holding down the fort all by myself.
Mona: It's Joey, right?
Joey: Yeah.
Ross: Wait a minute! No! I'm the nice one. I'm the one who danced with the kids all night. How small are your feet?!

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 ‘The One After 'I Do'’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Phoebe: And I didn't want to say anything because it's your day. I didn't want to steal your thunder.
Monica: Wait a minute. So you told people I was pregnant? [to photographer] Does this look like a conversation I want to remember?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hey, Mon, why did you tell the guys you're not pregnant?
Monica: Because I'm not.
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash. If you're not pregnant ... it's because I am.
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Yes, I am with child.

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: Who's the father?
Phoebe: I can't say.
Chandler: Why not?
Phoebe: I can't say because he's famous.
Rachel: Oh, my God, who is it?
Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Phoebe: Okay. It's James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.
Chandler: As in Barbra Streisand's husband, James Brolin?
Phoebe: What? Well, he never said that to me.