Ross Quote #927

Quote from Ross in The One After 'I Do'

Gert: I'm next.
Ross: Whoa.
Mona: That's okay. You can dance with her first.
Ross: Oh, are you sure? Okay. What's your name?
Gert: Gert.
Ross: That's pretty. Whoa, whoa. What are you doing there, Gert?
Gert: Dancing on your feet like the other girls.
Ross: Okay. Hop on, Gert.
Gert: Why aren't you moving your feet?
Ross: I'm trying.
Gert: Faster. You're not going fast enough.
Ross: Maybe I should stand on your feet!

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 ‘The One After 'I Do'’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Phoebe: And I didn't want to say anything because it's your day. I didn't want to steal your thunder.
Monica: Wait a minute. So you told people I was pregnant? [to photographer] Does this look like a conversation I want to remember?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hey, Mon, why did you tell the guys you're not pregnant?
Monica: Because I'm not.
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash. If you're not pregnant ... it's because I am.
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Yes, I am with child.

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: Who's the father?
Phoebe: I can't say.
Chandler: Why not?
Phoebe: I can't say because he's famous.
Rachel: Oh, my God, who is it?
Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Phoebe: Okay. It's James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.
Chandler: As in Barbra Streisand's husband, James Brolin?
Phoebe: What? Well, he never said that to me.