Ross Quote #892
Quote from Ross in The One with Joey's Award
Mr. Lewis: Professor Geller?
Ross: Yes, Mr. Lewis? How can I help you?
Mr. Lewis: I know I didn't do well on my midterms and stuff, but I was kind of hoping you could change my grade.
Ross: And why, exactly, would I do that?
Mr. Lewis: Because I'm in love with you.
Ross: What?
Mr. Lewis: Yeah. I'm all in love with you and stuff. So if you could change my grade?
Ross: No!
Mr. Lewis: Why not? You changed Ned's grade.
Ross: Well, that's different, okay. Because he was actually in love with me.
Mr. Lewis: No, he's not. He's totally yanking your chain. He's done this with three other teachers.
Ross: What?
Mr. Lewis: He's got a girlfriend.
Ross: I can't believe someone would do that for a grade.
Mr. Lewis: I know. It's awful. I love you.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's Award’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Why'd we rush out so fast?
Joey: Rach, we had to get out of there because- Look what I won.
Rachel: Oh, my God. You stole her award.
Joey: No, no, no. I'm accepting it on her behalf.
Rachel: Joey, I don't think you know what "behalf" means.
Joey: Sure I do. It's a verb. As in "I be half-in' it"!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Besides, you know what? I'm going to have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid.
Chandler: Water. Water. Water.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, you guys, you're not going to believe this. I just got off the phone with my agent-
Phoebe: Oh, my God! I'm sorry. Too soon. You go.
Joey: I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives.
Phoebe: Joey, good for you.
Monica: Congratulations. I can't believe you're nominated for an Emmy.
Joey: No, no.
Monica: oh, oh. Soap Opera Digest Award?
Joey: No. I'm up for a "Soapie."
Monica: Honey, is that something you're making up?
Joey: No, no, no, it's real. And it has been, since 1998.