Joey Quote #1119

Quote from Joey in The One with Joey's New Brain

Joey: Maybe this is a good thing. It'll give you a chance to shake things up. Play different characters. You're so talented.
Cecilia Monroe: Probably should've just left years ago when the offers were pouring in but I just got so comfy here and- I turned down some amazing work.
Joey: Like what?
Cecilia Monroe: Well, let's just say if I'd left 15 years ago the landscape of Mexican cinema would be very different today.
Joey: Wow.

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 ‘The One with Joey's New Brain’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Joey: So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today.
Monica: What is DOOL?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you're not going to believe it. My character is coming out of his coma.
Chandler: That's wonderful.
Rachel: Wow, Joey.
Joey: And not only that. I'm getting a new brain!
Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: What is that?
Chandler: I think it's the Dying Cat Parade.
Monica: It sounds like it's coming from across the street.
Chandler: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Chandler: You know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding? He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "You're half Scottish, right?"
Monica: No. There is no way. It cannot be Ross. Unbelievable. Why is your family Scottish?
Chandler: Why is your family Ross?

Quote from Joey

Joey: I've been watching some tapes. How's this? [in a British accent] Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Never!
Cecilia Monroe: Oh, but Jessica doesn't have an English accent.
Joey: I can do an English accent? That baby's going on my resume.