Joey Quote #1118

Quote from Joey in The One with Joey's New Brain

Cecilia Monroe: The essence of the character is rooted in her confidence. So when Jessica enters a room, for instance she owns everything and every person in that room. You try it.
Joey: Okay.
Cecilia Monroe: Right. Well, he's not mad at the room. Try it again. He owns it.
He owns the room. It is his. He owns, owns, owns the room! He owns it! All right. It's a little weird, but it's getting better.

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 ‘The One with Joey's New Brain’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Joey: So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today.
Monica: What is DOOL?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you're not going to believe it. My character is coming out of his coma.
Chandler: That's wonderful.
Rachel: Wow, Joey.
Joey: And not only that. I'm getting a new brain!
Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: What is that?
Chandler: I think it's the Dying Cat Parade.
Monica: It sounds like it's coming from across the street.
Chandler: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Chandler: You know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding? He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "You're half Scottish, right?"
Monica: No. There is no way. It cannot be Ross. Unbelievable. Why is your family Scottish?
Chandler: Why is your family Ross?

Quote from Joey

Joey: I've been watching some tapes. How's this? [in a British accent] Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Never!
Cecilia Monroe: Oh, but Jessica doesn't have an English accent.
Joey: I can do an English accent? That baby's going on my resume.