Rachel Quote #676

Quote from Rachel in The One with Rachel's Book

Joey: I'm sorry. Rach, I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. Maybe I could make it up to you by taking you roughly in the barn.
Rachel: Ugh. All right, you know what, that's it. You want to do it? Let's do it.
Joey: Huh?
Rachel: That's right. I want to do it with you. Been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.
Joey: I did?
Rachel: Yeah, I been waiting for so long to get on that body.
Joey: This body?
Rachel: Yeah, that's right. Come on, Joey, sex me up.
Joey: Hey, you're starting to sound like the butcher's wife there in chapter seven.
Rachel: Oh, come on, now. Don't keep me waiting. Take your clothes off. But I'd keep that helmet on, because you're in for a rough ride.
Joey: I don't want to. I'm scared.

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 ‘The One with Rachel's Book’ Quotes

Quote from Judy Geller

Monica: I can't believe there's no money for my wedding.
Judy Geller: We might still have some money if your father hadn't thought it was a good idea to try sell ice over the Internet.
Jack Geller: It seemed like such a simple idea.
Judy Geller: Stupid, Jack. The word is "stupid."

Quote from Monica

Monica: Sweetie, this is the most special day of our lives.
Chandler: I realize that, honey, but I'm not going to spend all the money on one party.
Monica: Honey, I love you. But if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited.

Quote from Judy Geller

Judy Geller: We really do feel bad about this, though.
Jack Geller: We started saving again when you were dating Richard, but then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
Judy Geller: Well, it was Chandler. We didn't think he'd ever propose.
Chandler: Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal.