Phoebe Quote #1085

Quote from Phoebe in The One with Rachel's Book

Ross: Uh, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Oh, Ross, hi.
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Phoebe: I'm sorry. I'm with a client right now.
Ross: Phoebe!
Phoebe: Okay, let's talk outside.
Ross: Phoebe, you can't massage people in my apartment.
Phoebe: What's the big deal? I did it at Monica and Chandler's.
Ross: And they knew about it?
Phoebe: Okay, look, Ross, what is this really about?

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 ‘The One with Rachel's Book’ Quotes

Quote from Judy Geller

Monica: I can't believe there's no money for my wedding.
Judy Geller: We might still have some money if your father hadn't thought it was a good idea to try sell ice over the Internet.
Jack Geller: It seemed like such a simple idea.
Judy Geller: Stupid, Jack. The word is "stupid."

Quote from Monica

Monica: Sweetie, this is the most special day of our lives.
Chandler: I realize that, honey, but I'm not going to spend all the money on one party.
Monica: Honey, I love you. But if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited.

Quote from Judy Geller

Judy Geller: We really do feel bad about this, though.
Jack Geller: We started saving again when you were dating Richard, but then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
Judy Geller: Well, it was Chandler. We didn't think he'd ever propose.
Chandler: Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal.