Phoebe Quote #1066

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Proposal (Part 2)

Rachel: We're gonna find love.
Phoebe: Definitely.
Rachel: Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that. That's what makes it so easy to be eighty percent happy for Monica and Chandler. Would be nice to have a little guarantee, though.
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Rachel: Well, you know, some people make deals with a friend. Like if neither of them are married by 40, they marry each other.
Phoebe: You mean a backup?
Rachel: Yeah, exactly.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. I've got that.
Rachel: You do? Who?
Phoebe: Joey.
Rachel: Joey?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: Are you serious?
Phoebe: Yeah, I locked him in years ago.
Rachel: Wait. So if neither of you are married by the time you're forty, you're going marry Joey?
Phoebe: Yep. We shook on it. But believe me, that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.
Rachel: Oh, seriously?
Phoebe: I think his exact words were [click click purr].
Rachel: Charming.
Phoebe: Well, he's just a backup.

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 ‘The One with the Proposal (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Monica: Chandler, in all my life, I never thought I would be so lucky, as to fall in love with my best- My best- There's a reason why girls don't do this!

Quote from Rachel

Joey: Can we come in yet? We're dying out here.
Monica: Come in! Come in! We're engaged!
Rachel: Oh, this is the least jealous I've ever been.
Phoebe: Oh, no, wait. This is wrong. Ross isn't here.
Rachel: Oh, hell, he's done it three times. He knows what it's about.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Okay, I know how to settle this. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to write "Joey" on one napkin. And I'm going to write "Ross" on the other napkin. And we are going to pick one and that person is going to be our backup. Okay? Here we go.
Joey: That sounds fair.
Ross: Okay, fine.
Phoebe: Good.
Rachel: Switching them up. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Pick one.
Phoebe: Left. Thank you.
Rachel: You're welcome.
Phoebe: Ross.
Rachel: Joey. Hmm. We should just switch.
Phoebe: Yeah, absolutely.