Phoebe Quote #1069

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Proposal (Part 2)

Phoebe: Well, let's see. Ross is a good father, but Joey has a boat. This is hard.
Joey: This is crazy. Hey, look, I want to switch to Rachel.
Ross: I want to switch to Rachel too.
Phoebe: No, wait. Just wait, you guys. Don't make any rash decisions, okay. Remember my promise: If we get married, three times a week.
Rachel: Oh, my God, Phoebe.
Phoebe: I'm talking about massages. [mouths] No, I'm not.

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 ‘The One with the Proposal (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Monica: Chandler, in all my life, I never thought I would be so lucky, as to fall in love with my best- My best- There's a reason why girls don't do this!

Quote from Rachel

Joey: Can we come in yet? We're dying out here.
Monica: Come in! Come in! We're engaged!
Rachel: Oh, this is the least jealous I've ever been.
Phoebe: Oh, no, wait. This is wrong. Ross isn't here.
Rachel: Oh, hell, he's done it three times. He knows what it's about.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Okay, I know how to settle this. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to write "Joey" on one napkin. And I'm going to write "Ross" on the other napkin. And we are going to pick one and that person is going to be our backup. Okay? Here we go.
Joey: That sounds fair.
Ross: Okay, fine.
Phoebe: Good.
Rachel: Switching them up. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Pick one.
Phoebe: Left. Thank you.
Rachel: You're welcome.
Phoebe: Ross.
Rachel: Joey. Hmm. We should just switch.
Phoebe: Yeah, absolutely.